In Monty Pythons Life of Brian Harry the Haggler is upset because Brian won’t haggle.
Harry: Now, are you telling me that’s not worth twenty shekels?
Brian: All right. I’ll give you nineteen then.
Harry: No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. This isn’t worth nineteen.
Brian: All right. I’ll give you ten.
Harry: That’s more like it. Ten? Are you trying to insult me?

Eventually they settle on 14 and Brian gets his fake beard for 6 shekels less than the original asking price.
One can almost imagine Harry the Haggler peddling accommodation to passers by.
Harry: Get your room here! $200 per night. Fully self contained, air conditioned apartment.
Brian: OK here’s $200.
Harry: Hang on a minute! $200? What if you want two nights?
Brian: But I don’t want two nights!
Harry: You’re supposed to haggle. Offer me less.
Brian: All right, I’ll give you $100.
Harry: That’s better, now you’re getting the hang of it. $100 a night?! Are you trying to insult me? It’s gotta be worth at least $150. Stay a week and we can talk a $100.
When it comes to renting holiday accommodation these days rightly or wrongly it seems to be more and more acceptable to question the price.
So in the true spirit of Harry the Haggler we’ve got a couple of rooms open to your offers for a limited time only:
Tell us how much you want to pay and we’ll tell you how much we want you to stay.
Go on; why not give it a go? Fill in the quick quote on the right and let’s haggle!